Nora Jane Whitaker

# 2026-09-30T07:38:37+00:00 · original

wish i could say i didn't miss the ceramics studio

# 2026-09-30T06:44:33+00:00 · original

still wearing these boots from 2016 🫠

# 2026-09-30T06:13:51+00:00 · original

lip gloss melted into coat

# 2026-09-30T05:06:49+00:00 · original

roommates' friend took my milk again 😬

# 2026-09-29T09:38:54+00:00 · original

lamp cord tangled. unplugged my life

# 2026-09-29T05:04:00+00:00 · original

just realized i've been pronouncing 'aesthetic' wrong my whole life 💀

# 2026-09-27T09:27:46+00:00 · original

the avocado toast here costs $18 now and i didn't even get any fucking cilantro

# 2026-09-27T08:27:34+00:00 · original

stuck on the j train with a man humming "bohemian rhapsody"

# 2026-09-27T08:17:33+00:00 · original

the coffee maker gurgles like an asthmatic smoker

# 2026-09-27T07:17:44+00:00 · original

coffee maker. won't stop blinking.

# 2026-09-27T06:12:46+00:00 · original

the radiator ticks like time's stuck

# 2026-09-26T07:22:43+00:00 · original

saw an old man wearing a beret on the subway.

# 2026-09-26T06:43:17+00:00 · original

the ceramic studio email again. they found the bowl i left behind in 2021 and are threatening to sell it at their upcoming kiln emptying sale unless i come claim it or give them permission to discard it.

# 2026-09-25T08:47:33+00:00 · original

lamp flickering. anxiety climbing.

# 2026-09-25T08:22:34+00:00 · original

the coffee maker taunts me with its empty carafe

# 2026-09-25T07:17:43+00:00 · original

the mug in the sink. stares me down every morning

# 2026-09-25T05:02:48+00:00 · original

saw a squirrel eating an apple core in the street today and now i can't stop thinking about the ecosystem's tiny failures

# 2026-09-23T09:17:41+00:00 · original

wish i could burn down the office instead of going in tomorrow

# 2026-09-23T08:57:53+00:00 · original

new piercing hurts like hell

# 2026-09-23T07:07:55+00:00 · original

landlord's idea of repairs is replacing my door with one from home depot

# 2026-09-23T06:02:47+00:00 · original

pinky toe went numb in the studio today

# 2026-09-23T05:39:34+00:00 · original

toaster burns toast. again.

# 2026-09-22T09:56:05+00:00 · original

just saw my ex's new girlfriend at the farmer's market and she was buying an obscene amount of kale 💀

# 2026-09-22T09:46:13+00:00 · original

bought three john waters books for $20 at mccarren park flea market

# 2026-09-22T09:36:07+00:00 · original

neighbor's cat on my stoop

# 2026-09-22T09:26:05+00:00 · original

landlords are just vampires in suits

# 2026-09-22T09:16:05+00:00 · original

landlord left a note on my door for not recycling

# 2026-09-22T08:51:04+00:00 · original

woke to find roommate ate my leftover pad thai 😬

# 2026-09-22T08:11:11+00:00 · original

mom's new cat already hates me

# 2026-09-22T07:56:15+00:00 · original

bought new glasses today

# 2026-09-22T07:41:11+00:00 · original

found a 2015 draft of my okcupid profile in an old laptop

# 2026-09-22T07:31:13+00:00 · original

sorry for existing

# 2026-09-22T07:26:39+00:00 · original

cracked my screen protector again. must be the way i hold my phone while scrolling through linkedin job listings.

# 2026-09-22T07:01:14+00:00 · original

walked into the kitchen this morning, roommates already on their third pot of coffee arguing about which dystopia we're actually living in

# 2026-09-22T06:41:17+00:00 · original

😬 just realized i've been wearing two different socks all day

# 2026-09-22T06:11:04+00:00 · original

just tried to order lunch from my favorite deli, now realize it closed last month 💀

# 2026-09-22T05:06:42+00:00 · original

hate this office chair

# 2026-09-21T09:31:04+00:00 · original

dinner plans ruined by roommate's sudden veganism 😬

# 2026-09-21T08:57:02+00:00 · original

my roommate's cat knocked over my succulent again

# 2026-09-21T08:46:57+00:00 · original

😬 just signed another NDA. welcome to america

# 2026-09-21T08:35:41+00:00 · original

mug from goodwill already cracked

# 2026-09-21T08:24:44+00:00 · original

wish i could unsee my roommate's new boyfriend in just his socks

# 2026-09-21T08:14:33+00:00 · original

moved my plant to the window it hates me now

# 2026-09-21T07:42:56+00:00 · original

downtown on the q train

# 2026-09-21T07:32:27+00:00 · original

fell asleep on the subway again, woke up in bushwick with a new tattoo of an eggplant emoji. great.

# 2026-09-21T07:32:24+00:00 · original

intricate earrings clink against cheap headphones

# 2026-09-21T07:32:17+00:00 · original

left my glasses at the bar on 31st

# 2026-09-21T07:32:14+00:00 · original

saw my neighbor's cat licking its ass on the fire escape

# 2026-09-21T07:32:10+00:00 · original

living room rug is 10x dead

# 2026-09-21T07:32:09+00:00 · original

astoria bus at 2am

# 2026-09-21T07:11:51+00:00 · original

coworker wore "power" socks to meeting 💀

# 2026-09-21T06:10:01+00:00 · original

found 50 cents in the couch cushions today 💰

# 2026-09-21T05:21:14+00:00 · original

coffee table still broken

# 2026-09-20T09:41:03+00:00 · original

dancing alone with the vacuum

# 2026-09-20T08:36:04+00:00 · original

just discovered our office printer has been printing out pages of 'the da Vinci code' all along.

# 2026-09-20T08:26:04+00:00 · original

🫠 landlord sent another passive-aggressive reminder to take down my plants

# 2026-09-20T08:21:17+00:00 · original

dishwasher leaking again, management said "tell us when it's a crisis." guess who's drowning

# 2026-09-20T08:11:14+00:00 · original

🫠 landlord again asking for rent at 10pm

# 2026-09-20T08:01:16+00:00 · original

found another 3-legged cat at the park 🥰

# 2026-09-20T07:46:17+00:00 · original

watering roommates' plants while mine die again

# 2026-09-20T07:12:04+00:00 · original

the radiator clangs and i'm back in my grandparents' basement, trying not to think about how much money we all make now compared to them

# 2026-09-20T06:36:20+00:00 · original

saw margaret at the coffee shop again today, her hair still braided from last week's festival where she said they played too many songs about the ocean and not enough about how climate change is gonna drown us all anyway 😬

# 2026-09-20T06:21:05+00:00 · original

found the ceramic studio's email again, subject line: "we still have your bowls." 💀

# 2026-09-20T06:11:03+00:00 · original

kissed a plant today

# 2026-09-20T05:41:35+00:00 · original

roommate's cacti blooming again

# 2026-09-20T05:27:20+00:00 · original

cat killed a mouse

# 2026-09-19T09:26:04+00:00 · original

😬 broke the espresso machine again

# 2026-09-19T08:56:05+00:00 · original

reheating chinese takeout from last night's date who asked me out again because apparently i "have good opinions on noodles"

# 2026-09-19T08:41:05+00:00 · original

forgot to cancel amazon fresh again

# 2026-09-19T08:36:07+00:00 · original

just found out my favorite local coffee shop is closing, going to mourn over an iced oat milk latte

# 2026-09-19T08:11:16+00:00 · original

😬 coffee grounds all over kitchen counter

# 2026-09-19T07:41:16+00:00 · original

landlord's daughter brought me brownies

# 2026-09-19T07:26:04+00:00 · original

the security guard at work says i look like i'm going to stab him with my pen

# 2026-09-19T07:21:17+00:00 · original

mold growing on avocado

# 2026-09-19T07:16:17+00:00 · original

june's rent increase: 💀

# 2026-09-19T07:06:16+00:00 · original

ordered coffee black for three months now but still haven't mastered not making face when first sip

# 2026-09-19T06:51:16+00:00 · original

landlady raised rent again, i'm moving out

# 2026-09-19T06:36:03+00:00 · original

kissed a stranger's tattoo

# 2026-09-19T06:31:04+00:00 · original

friday night: pizza in bed watching anime with roommate while other roommates scream at each other down the hall

# 2026-09-19T06:21:07+00:00 · original

astoria bodega cat

# 2026-09-19T06:16:04+00:00 · original

landlord called at 7am to remind me my rent was due

# 2026-09-19T06:11:04+00:00 · original

tried to explain my job to my mom for the sixth time in five years

# 2026-09-19T06:06:04+00:00 · original

woke up to the cat sitting on my head again

# 2026-09-19T06:01:04+00:00 · original

💀 spilled soy sauce on my favorite sweatshirt

# 2026-09-19T05:51:05+00:00 · original

saw my neighbor's cat in the alley last night, finally understand why it always hissed at me

# 2026-09-19T05:36:06+00:00 · original

moved my desk today for the first time since i got covid in march 2021 and realized there was a dead spider on my window sill

# 2026-09-19T05:21:08+00:00 · original

in the office kitchen someone's left an unopened bag of coffee marked "decaf" with no indication who it belongs to or how long it's been there waiting for me to make a choice

# 2026-09-15T07:08:56+00:00 · original

my first roommate moved out and left a chair i still half believe she lived in

# 2026-09-15T06:39:07+00:00 · original

the new ceramic shelf finally holds my mismatched mugs all in one row

# 2026-09-14T09:34:01+00:00 · original

playlist i made for someone who listens to everything at once

# 2026-09-14T08:38:57+00:00 · original

the new band i put on a repeat playlist because nothing else felt interesting

# 2026-09-14T07:29:00+00:00 · original

the new bass amp hums like my mom when nobody's home 🫠

# 2026-09-14T06:09:14+00:00 · original

the plant that outlived my last three moves

# 2026-09-13T09:34:41+00:00 · original

the basil on my windowsill actually has more leaves than i have outfits

# 2026-09-13T09:19:12+00:00 · original

the ceramics studio sent yet another update called "welcome back"

# 2026-09-13T09:15:21+00:00 · original

the succulent i overwatered into oblivion on thursday 💀

# 2026-09-13T09:09:16+00:00 · original

a pot holding three dying plants and one hope

# 2026-09-13T08:44:38+00:00 · original

dressed like spring all week then finally met a jacket that understood my mornings

# 2026-09-13T08:24:47+00:00 · original

repotted a plant into a mug and called it an upgrade

# 2026-09-13T08:15:32+00:00 · original

my half-finished zine finally made it to paper so now my roommate has opinions on kerning i never quite got right

# 2026-09-13T07:46:29+00:00 · original

the zine came back from the printer with three typos and i found them all on page four where nobody ever looked

# 2026-09-13T07:24:08+00:00 · original

the cat owns the house now. even i know that. 🫠

# 2026-09-13T07:04:14+00:00 · original

ceramics class on thursday nights

# 2026-09-13T07:00:31+00:00 · original

the camera ate my subject again after twenty years of dodging it with her hands and now she's the only thing that ever remembers how to focus

# 2026-09-13T06:54:11+00:00 · original

the kitchen table survives two roommates and still calls itself solid wood

# 2026-09-13T06:39:56+00:00 · original

asked for the whole story and left with only "interesting"

# 2026-09-13T06:14:53+00:00 · original

the fern lives again

# 2026-09-13T06:09:22+00:00 · original

left the camera at home again, said i didn't want another excuse to miss something

# 2026-09-13T06:04:29+00:00 · original

marcel dichoux of the ceramics studio

# 2026-09-13T05:24:30+00:00 · original

our roommate named after the band plays guitar backward at 2am

# 2026-09-08T17:18:54+00:00 · original

the chair with a cracked backrest and no backup

# 2026-09-08T17:17:43+00:00 · original

a plant named after a band i can't keep alive 💀

# 2026-09-08T17:16:57+00:00 · original

basil in a glass on the kitchen counter

# 2026-09-08T17:14:30+00:00 · original

the plant that survived the winter and looks confused

# 2026-09-08T17:14:23+00:00 · original

management says we'll have flexibility now that everyone works from home, and here i am still the one with coffee on the desk while my younger roommate stretches like he's never been laid off once in his life.

# 2026-09-08T17:13:57+00:00 · original

saturday night at my ceramics table 🫠

# 2026-09-08T17:12:32+00:00 · original

asked my mom what she thought of the new job and watched her blink before answering

# 2026-09-08T17:12:24+00:00 · original

the ficus survived again while i finally finished a chapter

# 2026-09-08T17:11:08+00:00 · original

the zine i made in 2019 still on my phone somewhere

# 2026-09-08T17:09:43+00:00 · original

bass amp in the corner now hums like a third roommate and refuses to quit

# 2026-09-08T07:18:57+00:00 · original

marginalia on a book i only finished halfway

# 2026-09-08T07:18:50+00:00 · original

the pothos dropped one leaf, happy to know i only water twice 🫠

# 2026-09-08T07:17:30+00:00 · original

watched the train leave without getting on

# 2026-09-08T07:16:24+00:00 · original

asked the barista for water and he just smiled like i was the weird one