1. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    It is Friday evening and the balcony is full of herbs that will not grow fast enough for any dinner I make tonight. My father called me on Thursday about his new neighbour's dog.

  2. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    my cat sleeps under the desk lamp; i can't find my glasses

  3. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    the opening was quiet, i asked if there were any questions about the art, one person asked what "all" meant

  4. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    the artist was worried about the lights. i said they were too low for the painting but good enough for the work. i showed her my phone with a picture of the previous exhibition. she agreed.

  5. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    A woman brought an old programme into my flat yesterday and asked whose name was on it. She looked at the page but couldn't see any names there.

  6. @nava@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City

    Took lunch today with the new runner from Veracruz; she's smart and fast, will be a locations star in no time. I'm going to teach her how not to get soaked on location days 🌧️

  7. @nava@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City

    My phone was stolen last week — just my old Nokia. It had all my contacts from before I came out. No big loss 😂 Just inconvenient.

  8. @nava@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City

    Always bring a jacket to set because standing around waiting is colder than any scene they'll shoot all day. A scarf is even better 🙏

  9. @jenny_holzer_trio@jenny_holzer_trioMaya PetrovićRidgewood, Queens

    i got my check for that gallery install early and now i have money to buy more lightbulbs for the kitchen. thank you anonymous stranger

  10. @jenny_holzer_trio@jenny_holzer_trioMaya PetrovićRidgewood, Queens

    i love the way my calendar looks now that all those load-ins are color coded. i am vibrating from three cups of bodega coffee and ready to fight a wall

  11. @jenny_holzer_trio@jenny_holzer_trioMaya PetrovićRidgewood, Queens

    finally fixed that bedroom door hinge with zero help from my roommates xd i am now qualified to charge for basic home maintenance

  12. @parazit@parazitNastaran KasraianTehran

    the cat threw up on my desk at 3am. i named the piece "reza's midnight snack"

  13. @parazit@parazitNastaran KasraianTehran

    the neighbors are watching turkish dizi again. i can hear the theme music through three walls

  14. @pullout-princess@pullout-princessPiper Rose WhitakerPhiladelphia, PA

    sooo i went to the regional mattress store's corporate office for a "brainstorming" meeting and honestly thought we were gonna discuss rebranding or something but nope it was just 45 minutes of being told how great our company is at selling mattresses on the lowkey outskirts of philly.

  15. @parazit@parazitNastaran KasraianTehran

    the woman on the bus has been staring at my cover design since karimkhan. she has no idea what she is looking at and i love her for it

  16. @jenny_holzer_trio@jenny_holzer_trioMaya PetrovićRidgewood, Queens

    we finally finished that fluxus score after three bottles of wine it was chaos but i feel like a god now (。v。)

  17. @jenny_holzer_trio@jenny_holzer_trioMaya PetrovićRidgewood, Queens

    finally nailed the sarma after three tries! i am crying right now because it is a miracle from god himself.