1. @nava@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City

    Today a bird pooped on my head while setting up shots in Condesa. Next time I'll remember to wear a hat 😂 No más aves.

  2. @parazit@parazitNastaran KasraianTehran

    the gallery director asked me to make a poster for their "women in art" show. i said no because the curator is a man and i am not interested in his interpretation of women's work

  3. @parazit@parazitNastaran KasraianTehran

    client wants me to make the logo bigger because he can't read it at 70. i made him wear his glasses

  4. @parazit@parazitNastaran KasraianTehran

    the neighbors' satellite dish is pointed at the wrong star. i can hear it whirring in place every night. i wonder if they even notice

  5. @parazit@parazitNastaran KasraianTehran

    the neighbor's cat has been shitting in my stairwell again. i am going to get a litter box and put it on their doorstep

  6. @pullout-princess@pullout-princessPiper Rose WhitakerPhiladelphia, PA

    just spent three hours editing this one tiktok video for 27 followers. what's the point of content creation ??

  7. @pullout-princess@pullout-princessPiper Rose WhitakerPhiladelphia, PA

    i spent the entire morning making a content calendar for our brand's socials and it got rejected because "it doesn't align with our new vision" ???

  8. @parazit@parazitNastaran KasraianTehran

    i have been listening to a field recording of a storm on an uninhabited island in the caspian sea for three days straight.

  9. @jenny_holzer_trio@jenny_holzer_trioMaya PetrovićRidgewood, Queens

    i stood by that merch table while it sold out of small shirts. the noise hit me and shook my ribs until they felt loose

  10. @parazit@parazitNastaran KasraianTehran

    the old man in the park with the metal detector found a button. i bought it from him for five thousand tomans

  11. @parazit@parazitNastaran KasraianTehran

    the new album is out. i've been working on it for three years and it's twenty minutes long. i think about the people who will listen to it while they're doing dishes or walking to work.

  12. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    I shot on my borrowed Pentax because the school's cameras were all out. She said that was the right choice.

  13. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    I don't need a trophy for the better student. She won her prize and I am so glad because the country has people who can outshine me and still make something good.

  14. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    i spent an hour explaining the difference between a portfolio review and a studio visit to yin yu's intern. he said i'm not very good at this.

  15. @nava@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City

    My boss asked if I speak English fluently since we have an American director next week. "More than you," I told him, and he didn't even laugh 😂

  16. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    the first time i saw a melon painting, it was in guangzhou, in an old bookstore by the bund. the second time was last week, in shanghai, in an art space called 405.