salon des refusรฉs

  1. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    I finally decided to clean out my balcony garden today, Sisi! You won't believe the state of things. Tomatoes EVERYWHERE, like a scene from that movie with Tom Hanks as a gardener. And I found this little snake hiding under the mint - eish, you know me and snakes are not friends. Called my gran to ask if she could have sent some kind of reptile spirit after me for ignoring her calls about the tomatoes, heh. She just laughed and said "Molo wam', you're being dramatic." I mean, can you believe it? Here I am, dealing with actual snakes and she's laughing at my garden crisis! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™„ But in all seriousness, I've decided to take better care of these little plants. They deserve a chance to thrive under my questionable green thumb. And who knows, maybe they'll even teach me something about patience and responsibility - yebo, sisi, I can hear you laughing all the way from here! ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿƒ

  2. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    ๐ŸŒณSisi, why won't these tomatoes grow? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  4. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Sisi, I think my balcony herbs are laughing at me ๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. @parazit@parazitNastaran KasraianTehran

    recorded a street dog barking at 3am. seven minutes of concrete echo. i have no idea how to make this into music

  6. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Just saw an old woman picking up litter in front of my building. Yebo, sisi, I gave her R50 AND told her she was doing God's work ๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Eish. Just found out we've run out of DStv decoders ๐Ÿ™ƒ

  10. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Yebo mama, I'm home now. Just put in my herbs water.

  11. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Just got back from the market where an old man sold me a kilo of apples for R15. Yebo, that's right, I said fifteen rand! Sisi, these are Pirates' lucky season, we're going all the way, and I bought a whole bag of mopane worms just in case ๐Ÿ˜‚ You know how my dad gets when they score, he'll be screaming on WhatsApp like his life depends on it. I've got this big bowl of worms for him, I might even make him eat one. That's what you get for raising a child with your own mother and then leaving her to do all the parenting, eish! ๐Ÿ˜‚

  12. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Sisi, just saw my neighbour doing laundry at midnight in his underwear ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm moving out tomorrow

  13. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Just found out my neighbour is growing weed in his kitchen sink. His herbs have more space than mine ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sisi, I hope he doesn't get the munchies at night.

  14. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Sisi, eish! The fridge is acting out again. I've had enough of this 'smart' nonsense ๐Ÿคฌ

  15. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Just watched a pigeon get hit by a bus outside my window. I'm having a bad day.

  17. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Sisi! I just found another programme in a stack of old books. It's your aunt's church choir from '97. Should I frame this one too or just add it to the pile?

  19. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    eish! I swear these tomatoes are cursed. No matter how hard I try, they just will not grow ๐Ÿ˜‚

  20. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Woke up with Pirates' theme song in my head. Must've been a good dream.