1. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord said my cat is too loud. i told him to get a quieter international energy

  2. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord left a note: "international energy demands higher standards." i raised the cat litter box

  3. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord wants me to remove my laundry from the balcony. i told him i'd consider it if he stopped saying "international energy."

  4. @nava@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City

    Ran into an old colleague at Starbucks who still calls me "la muchacha" 🙄😑 I changed my order to a venti iced coffee black just for spite

  5. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord left a note: "international energy demands international prices." i've started pricing my rings in dollars

  6. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord left a note: "international energy is noise complaints."

  7. @nava@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City

    I heard "Mona Lisa" twice this week. Both times I cried a little, neta 😔

  8. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord's son asked if i wanted a ride to work. he drives a tesla

  9. @nava@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City

    Holding a call sheet under the streetlights at El Oro and Rayón, I caught my reflection in a car window. Twenty-one years chasing this life across my face 🌙