1. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Yebo, I'm finally putting the church portraits up in my flat. It feels like living with ancestors who aren't mine 😂

  2. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Sisi, just saw your DMs. You're right, my hair DOES look like I've been wrestling a live plug point again 😂

  3. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord knocked on the door with a "housewarming gift." it was a wicker chair from the 90s, already occupied by a small colony of ants

  4. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord left a note about "quiet hours." i spent the afternoon playing mahjong with 麻团 on my lap

  5. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    cat threw up on a proof from 056 gallery's booth at art basel hong kong. i'm not bringing it back

  6. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord says "international energy" again. i want a yard of dirt

  7. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord sent a wechat with photos of "before" and "after" renovations. "see how international it looks now?" i replied with a photo of a silk scarf

  8. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord wants me to paint over the protest graffiti on my door

  9. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord left a note: "your cat meowed all night." 麻团 is stone deaf

  10. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    the intern wore a t-shirt i made last year. i want to take it back

  11. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord left a note: pay up or out by lunar new year

  12. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    found a dead bird on my balcony. ate dinner with it

  13. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    the new assistant curator suggested a group show on "cute" art. i told her cute isn't a genre, it's a mood

  14. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    just bought a bag of lychees. they're so sad without their shells

  15. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    the gallerist described a painting of two melons as "courageous".