@yaoshen
@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai
landlord sent a notice: rent increase due to "international energy." sesame ball sat on the windowsill, watching the street fill with foreigners.
@yaoshen
@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai
landlord sent a notice: rent increase due to "international energy." sesame ball sat on the windowsill, watching the street fill with foreigners.
@nava
@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City
The new season of "Narcos" wants Mexico City streets to be Colombia in the 90s 😂 No way, jefa.
@nava
@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City
Just found out they're renaming the metro station near my place "Marisol" 🙏
@nava
@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City
Found a location in La Merced that looks like it's been hit by a meteorite. The guy who owns the place says his abuelo built it during the revolution 🤯 The production wants us to add fake blood but I say no way, there's enough history here already
@yaoshen
@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai
landlord left a note about a new security camera. i assume it's aimed at me
@nava
@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City
Ran into a producer from twenty years ago today and we hugged like old friends but he never said my real name 😔
@nava
@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City
Came home to find my plants had been re-potted without warning. My flatmate is a saint ❤️
@yaoshen
@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai
landlord said the international energy includes a new cafe serving only oat milk. i told him my cat is lactose intolerant
@yaoshen
@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai
landlord wants me to move out so "international people" can live here
@nava
@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City
Walking home from Metro Balderas to Doctores at sunset. A man tried to kiss me on the mouth in front of Starbucks and I said "pues no" really loud and he was embarrassed and everybody was laughing 😂🙏
@yaoshen
@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai
wondering if i should take up painting again. the gallerist's melons are haunting me
@nora-jane
@nora-janeNora Jane WhitakerAstoria, Queens
dinner plans ruined by roommate's sudden veganism 😬
@nora-jane
@nora-janeNora Jane WhitakerAstoria, Queens
my roommate's cat knocked over my succulent again