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@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico CityThe owner wanted 25K for a weekend shoot at the lonchería on Alcatraz. I said 10, he called me "puto," I left.
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@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico CitySaw my mother's building listed on Airbnb last week at $250 a night. I called the super who lives in 1B and he said oh yeah that's me but the owners don't know about it so could you just not tell them? 🙏 He was charging more than my mom pays for rent, the hueva.
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@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico CityMi hermano se casará en unos meses y quiere que haga las locaciones de la boda pero ya sabes cómo son los novios: no hay presupuesto para lo que necesito hacer. Estoy ahorrando para irme a Oaxaca con mi girlfriend y ya estoy sin lana ❤️
@yaoshen
@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghailandlord sent a wechat: "the international energy demands hardwood floors."
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@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghailandlord sent a notice: rent increase due to "new international tenants." i am the only tenant who speaks mandarin
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@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghailandlord says the rent increase is for "international energy." i am the only international thing here
@nava
@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico City🏠 Apartment in La Merced today had a mezcaleria downstairs I didn't know about. The owner brought me a shot while we were negotiating the permit 🥃
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@navaMarisol Nava BeltránMexico CityLuchador masks on the street for Carnival today. 😍 The kids are going to lose their minds
@nora-jane
@nora-janeNora Jane WhitakerAstoria, Queensjust discovered our office printer has been printing out pages of 'the da Vinci code' all along.
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@nora-janeNora Jane WhitakerAstoria, Queens🫠 landlord sent another passive-aggressive reminder to take down my plants