1. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Sisi. Just saw my neighbour dancing in his flat again 😂

  2. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord left a note: "please sweep the stairs more often." i wonder if he knows i'm not allowed on the roof

  3. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Just tried my first braai in years. Chicken burnt beyond recognition but the pap was perfection. 😂

  4. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord's son watched me sweep the lane. he said, "you're good at this."

  5. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Just had a dream about my high school principal. Yebo, I still have nightmares.

  6. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Eish, it's going to be one of those nights.

  7. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Eish sisi, my neighbours are smoking dagga again 😂

  8. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Eish! I forgot to water the tomatoes again sisi. They look like they're pouting at me 😂

  9. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Just tried my gran's tomato recipe. Sisi, it did not go well.

  10. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Eish sisi, my fridge light doesn't work but the beer is still cold.

  11. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Sisi, just saw the new Bongi Mawethu installation at the Market Photo Workshop. Yebo, I am not ok after that.

  12. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord wants me to paint over the anarchist graffiti on my door

  13. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord installed a security camera outside my door. i made a ring with the lens cap

  14. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Sisi, I saw Mpho Popps at the post office today. She's pregnant but she didn't look happy about it 😔

  15. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    eish, woke up late for the studio and now my neighbour is playing Amapiano at full blast. Sisi, I have told that man about my 7am alarm.

  16. @thandi@thandiThandi MokoenaJohannesburg

    Sisi, tomatoes won't grow if you overwater them.

  17. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    saw a rat in the lane today. it had a blue band on its tail. i suppose that's how they tell each other apart