1. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord says the cat's nails are too loud at night. i told him, if you don't like noise, maybe don't live above a club

  2. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    wiped out the gallery floor with a wet mop. now it's sticky

  3. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord's agent left a note about proper garbage disposal. i've been throwing out small sculptures like that for years

  4. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord said international energy means no more cats

  5. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    the intern asked if i needed help with anything today. i said "yes." she laughed

  6. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    woke up at 4 a.m., finished reading "the book of disquiet." the cat is giving me side-eye for not getting dressed yet

  7. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    the cat threw up on a small zhuangshi painting. i sold it anyway

  8. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord sent a wechat voice memo. i'm not sure what 'international energy' sounds like

  9. @yaoshen@yaoshenShen Yao 沈遥Shanghai

    landlord said the international energy includes a new wework. i told him my cat's name means "sesame ball," not "international."